Often times, when a man dumps a woman there is screaming and breaking of valuable items. So it is often in a man’s best interest to not dump a woman, but instead to get her to dump him.

Here is one few of my best lines.

I’m not saying your vagina is the worst I’ve had, I’m just saying it’s a tad roomy. I mean, you could park a Caddie in there. Jennifer, on the other hand, was tight with just one finger…

The comparison to another, tighter female is of extreme importance in this scenario.

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